Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Why Facebook? WHY?

Why yes, I am posting with little mention of the time I've been gone.


Facebook? Why are you changing things? Is it to drive my friends insane? It appears to be working. Their statuses are of all the same terror filled messages. They're all scared of the change. (Not that change! Well, probably that change too. But the Facebook change in this instance.) So I am here to settle the unsettled masses!

Not Facebook's logo. I was just seeing if you were paying attention! Carry on!

You’ll get used to it everyone. Chillax as the hip elderly peeps say! This time next week you’ll have forgotten all about the “change”. But I think you should still keep the other “change” near the front of your mind because that shit is scary. Or that’s what I hear anyhow. Hot and cold at the same time? That’s just another day in my life. Hormonal changes? Call my hubby and kids; they’ll vouch for me.


Grandpa! That's too chillax. And that's a basketball.


Read that and watch the video. You’ll pick up a lot of info.

We're all hungry for knowledge, Miss. Now I know why I'm not as smart as I could be.
 I'm absorbing information through the wrong part of my body.

Please calm down. Please stop posting about the change. We all know you hate it. We all know that you’ll be over it in a few days. Since you’re sitting at home or on your cellular telephone while on the go, just click around. I’m a self taught computer genius because I can click and read and re-tweak and click, click, click. You’re on there bitching about the change so use that time and learn the new layout and tools. For me? I’ll love you forever!

I still can't get on Facebook.  Stupid changes. 

Has anyone even noticed the changes on Google? Don’t get me started on that! Go start a game of Words with Friends with me I’ll keep your mind off the change. Plus I’m bored.