Tuesday, November 2, 2010

My Fellow Americans

Hey look, more free advice!

Politicians, wanna know how to get my vote? Put out a TON of TV ads, flyers and yard signs for the other guy. Lots of times I will not vote for someone because they drill their name into my head and weasel into my dreams. If I see you in my dreams, I'm voting for the one who isn't as aggressive. There you have it, my FREE campaign advice. Carry on!

Stephanie Akerman, Esq.

(Please note, I don't ALWAYS make my choice this way, just when I don't care about the position.)

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